The Megan Fox Super Bowl Ad

Well, I suppose that I am the only male in my age demographic who did not recognize this utterly tedious tattooed woman Megan Fox. This, Megan Fox who by the mere posting of semi-nude bathtub photos may slow the gears of our unemployed nation to a halt (from their current crawl.)
(A note to Megan Fox and women: Stop making that pursed-lip face when you pose for photos)
Anyway, a kid’s mom catches him in an act of onanism, and some guy falls off a ladder because of Jessica Rabbit or whatever.

Rating: Thirty Seconds of Hell