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Damn. After all that talk about hating every ad last night, I found another one that I like. My idol, Henry Sun idolizes this guy, Favre. He has a DVD about him. I have to tell you that despite the sports media’s constant massaging of the ol’ pill popper, I like him too. This ad [...]

I like National Lampoon’s Vacation even though I did not initially support the nationalization of the lampoon industry. I think ultimately, history showed that it was the wrong decision, but times were hard back then and everyone was on drugs or having orgies while on drugs. Drug orgies. I’d also like to make a note [...]

This is a horrible piece of garbage. I don’t expect the members of Kiss to have any shame, and until Willow 2 work is going to be slow in coming for little people actors, so we’ll give them a break. But, as a creative director, how do you let this ad see the light of [...]

Because we are the premiere TV commercial criticism blog on the whole internet, we will be reviewing every damned ad that littered the commercial breaks in this year’s Super Bowl. It would have almost been fair to post video of every ad and then type “Fuck you, advertiser” underneath it. There were some winners, though. [...]

Agency: 401- Directed by Michael Downing Our legions of avid readers may find it surprising that I don’t watch television. I don’t even have cable. On Christmas day I watched several hours of a Mythbusters marathon on the Discovery Channel with my brother, Patch Adams. It was during that 6 hours of that I caught [...]

Well, let’s see here. Cute effective ad, maybe. But, I have been drinking so fuck them and their happiness and their markers. Time to stop the wailing every time someone dies. Stiff upper lip. Rating: Thirty Seconds of Hell Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Das Committee, Hamburg I spent quite a bit of time trying to make sure this was a real ad. It is, and it is truly horrifying. I usually find comedy that mocks Nazism to be pretty funny. But for some reason, I can barely make it through the whole ad. The agency has claimed that [...]

Karlin Pimsler This ad actually makes me feel awkward and embarrassed for it. I know that’s unclear so I’ll restate it: I am made to feel embarrassed for the ad itself. It’s like watching that MC Rove video or Tom Cruise in the execrable Tropic Thunder. I just want it to be end. The thing [...]

Agency Unknown Does Harry Reid even know about iCan Health? Rating:Thirty Seconds of Heaven. I could listen to this guy talk all day. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Grey Thailand Holy shit. Rating: Thirty Seconds of 4 and a half minutes of something. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg