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Chrysler.

By Bill Donahue | Published: June 11, 2010

I’ve been giving Chrysler a lot of shit lately so I’ve been trying to find a new ad of theirs that I don’t dislike. Well here it is. I googled for about 20 seconds and couldn’t find the company that produced this spot. Whoever it is, it is obvious they’ve been keeping their eyes on [...]

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Demon Sheep

By Bill Donahue | Published: June 11, 2010

What can we say about this “new classic” that hasn’t already been said? The weird thing is that it does actually give me the willies toward the end. Real, genuine goosebumps and not goosebumps in name only. (GINOs) Rating:30 seconds minutes of hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Attention Grill Coddlers: there are three end results with your next grill purchase: ‘Have Fun With It’, Have Your Delusions Shattered, or just Pretend to Have Fun With It

By Street Dude | Published: June 6, 2010

Like, um, like, somebody call the dork police, and the fashion police, because this spot is so totally 30 seconds of dork-alert-5000. This commercial is a recipe for a dork-disaster: 1) the commercial is driven by a kids’ bop rendition of the “Bly Gotta Feelin’ kick-start-party-song by the Black Eyed Peas. 2) the opening line [...]

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The Chrysler Taint as Applied to Wieden + Kennedy

By Bill Donahue | Published: May 28, 2010

Agency: Wieden+Kennedy (!?) I can’t remember the last time I saw a Chrysler ad or product that wasn’t horrible. With this new spot from the venerable Wieden + Kennedy, they have reached a new low. It’s 2 minutes of just totally incomprehensible bullshit. I really hope Fiat can turn this ship around and sell some [...]

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A Candidate for Real Americans

By Bill Donahue | Published: May 23, 2010

So, your ol’ pal’s been away for a while. Yep, fightin’ in them culture wars has taken me away from the ‘puter for a spell, but I’m back. One of our chief allies in this here war, and it is a war mind you, is Dale Peterson. He’s old school conservatism mixed with the quick [...]

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Binder and Binder: The Success of the Cowboy Power Hat (NOT!)

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

This commercial is darkness. Corporate mania. Rating: 30 Seconds of Hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Live Television. This is fun, isn’t it?

By Street Dude | Published: March 30, 2010

We may be breaking our rules here; however, this is one dandy television infomercial. This guy is frivolous: He wears a white buttoned all the way to the tippy-top! His maniacal laugh. 16 seconds in, we hear him fall off his car whilst off-screen. (Whilst, whilst, whilst, whilst). “Insert finger here.” Later on, “Insert two [...]

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Fuck this ad, Fuck Snickers and Fuck Betty White

By Bill Donahue | Published: February 15, 2010

First of all, Betty, I’m glad to see you’re still getting work. This is a stupid ad, but the ease at which the “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry” theme can be replicated means we’ll only being seeing more uncreative garbage coming from whatever crap agency birthed this nightmare. I would have rather watched a [...]

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Landespolizei

By Bill Donahue | Published: February 15, 2010

I like Audi. I don’t love them, but they’re okay by me. I think it was pretty brave for them to make fun of environmentalists, even though it was pretty tame. And the “Green Police” to Nazi connection isn’t as big of a deal as it’s being made out to be. The ad is ok, [...]

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The Megan Fox Super Bowl Ad

By Bill Donahue | Published: February 15, 2010

Well, I suppose that I am the only male in my age demographic who did not recognize this utterly tedious tattooed woman Megan Fox. This, Megan Fox who by the mere posting of semi-nude bathtub photos may slow the gears of our unemployed nation to a halt (from their current crawl.) (A note to Megan [...]

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