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I wonder if when he walked away from Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld understood that that show would be his only legacy. Probably not. The Super Bowl Ad for the new Acura NSX was entertaining, but it relied pretty heavily on old Seinfeld gags. What’s crazy about that, is that there is a whole generation of kids [...]

Clint Eastwood. This exploiting Detroit shit is really getting old. I sure as shit don’t want to hear it from fucking Chrysler. Not even Wieden Kennedy can make a compelling ad for Chrysler’s aging fleet of shit products. Rating Thirty Seconds of Hell Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

OK. One week to the SUPERBOWL. Does anyone have any suggestions? What should we review before we have a whole pile of new garbage to get through? Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Alright! Sarah Palin Breast Implants, Our digital marketing team just alerted me that our best Tiger Woods Sex Tape traffic comes when we post about Medical Marijuana Gheorge Muresan. Is it possible that posts about very large people are page-view gold? Let’e find out, shall we? Anyway, this ad is famous because the very large [...]

Really, fuck you. Once again, I am faced with an ad that I truly hate. It actually makes me angry. (What the hell does that say about me as a person? Pretty much the most petty human on the planet, Amiright?) My hatred is made worse by the fact that other people actually like it. [...]

Here is a tip for Christine O’Donnell: If you’re trying to make the point that you’re not a witch, don’t go with the spooky black with steam rising from a boiling cauldron backdrop for your “I’m not a witch” ad. Another tip for Christine O’Donnell, don’t run for the Senate if you can’t name a [...]

This one seems to have really taken a page out of Sega CD’s playbook. See “older posts,” for evidence.

Wieden + Kennedy. This campaign has been running since the Fax-Machine Era. It’s still funny most of the time. Wally should have received an EMMY or a 30 Seconds of Hell Awardy Award for his acting here. Disappointed, dejected, heartbroken. We’ve been there, pal. And, fuck the Yankees and the Red Sox. Rating: 30 Seconds [...]

Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb. Rick Barber is flirting with Tea Party perfection here, especially since he’s ignoring some rather notable historical facts. He almost seems like he’s doing it on purpose. Take [...]