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Contractually Obligated to Sneak a Little Creep Peek

by Mr. Football “We are not doing it.” Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on [...]

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Bad Kitties

“Credit card, you got it.” — Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin, in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). Credit card, you got it. Credit Cards: can’t live with ‘em and you can’t shoot ‘em. Card Credits: our nation is in debt. Dear credit cards, in the 1990s, you bought so many damn speed boats [...]

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Wrapped in Bubble Warp

You took too much, man, you took too much, too much. There is a song that sums up this review: Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Bi-Bi Visits Tahiti

Dear diary, hi again, this is your friend Bi-Bi, and after my daddy bought me baby rollerblade we went to Tahiti, and Bi-Bi and baby rollerblade went rollerblading with mommy. When did many super-fun things. (1) Went rollerblading. check √ (2) Drank fruit punch. check √ (3) Bi-Bi played with rollerblade baby. check √ (4) [...]

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