Category Archives: the Great Outdoors

The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: December 18, 2010

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

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In This Weather, Someone is Always Fucking Your Wife.

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: December 11, 2010

Especially if you own a Mercedes Benz. Who cares if your wife is cheating on you? You’re cheating on her too. With the magic of all-wheel drive, you can fuck whoever, you know? Anyway, this is clever in a kind of “Gift of the Magi” way, even if it does suggest that our society is [...]

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VHS Videotapes and the US Government

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: November 14, 2010

By Kim-Jung ill ation The other night, I was awake — all alone in my castle — and I was looking through the North Korean archives. I tell the truth when I say there are many cool things in the North Korean archives, including gumball machines, pinball machines, and laser-tag. Back during the Korean war, [...]

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Laserdisc and TV Weather 1985

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Laserdisc 아주 아주 아주 크고 멋진. marquette에 최고 품질. 날 사랑의 그들은 나를 내 잘못 reminda – 정말 지금은 하늘의 천둥 소리 네 미를 사랑 성난 파도와 신성한 거룩한 산의 영광을 생각나게 해요. 일본어 상용 임에도 불구하고, 구어체 사용하려면 북한 지도자들이 5 개국과 큰 파도의 세네카를 즐길 수 있습니다. Laserdisc very big and very [...]

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Walk Around in the Desert and Make Make Money

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Hi, I’m here to talk to you about money. Look at me — I’m walking around a beautfiul desert landscape, talking about making money, and tell you that, “the American dream is gone and it ain’t coming back.” During shooting breaks, the production team drank fruit punch and ate edible panties — over 10 boxes [...]

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Sick of Television

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

Lovesick of Television Sometimes you need to take a break from television commercial reviews, simply because you are overwhelmed by how much you love to be sick by television. In this instance, this Capri Sun©®™ commercial — great juice pouch, btw — speaks volumes. Some might describe Capri Sun as a nice juice pouch to sip [...]

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Wunder Boner

By Urban Pal | Published: February 22, 2010

This lost gem from 1994 is one of those “is this a real product?” commercials that makes you wonder how well they thought the product’s name through. I realize that 1994 was over 15 years ago, but I’m pretty sure the term “boner,” has been used as slang for an erect penis since at least [...]

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