Category Archives: technology and super computers

Smart Phone w/ Cuddle Bear

By Street Dude | Published: August 6, 2011

Picture Review: Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Posted in technology and super computers | Leave a comment

Don’t Watch Movies On Your Phone

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude I review this mediocre commercial for two reasons: (1) To elucidate that the recipe of this T-Mobile campaign is straight-up ripped from the Apple commercials. T-MOBILE VS. APPLE: So we swap the dude from Die Hard 4 with a comely girl, and replace the PC dude with this blogger dude . . [...]

Also posted in '10s, electronics, fun times and entertainment, inappropriate, Phone | 1 Comment

Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

Also posted in Friends, fun times and entertainment, horrible lives, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty, Religion, sports, Super Bowl | Leave a comment

In This Weather, Someone is Always Fucking Your Wife.

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: December 11, 2010

Especially if you own a Mercedes Benz. Who cares if your wife is cheating on you? You’re cheating on her too. With the magic of all-wheel drive, you can fuck whoever, you know? Anyway, this is clever in a kind of “Gift of the Magi” way, even if it does suggest that our society is [...]

Also posted in '00s, '80s-'90s, 'nsights, Beautiful Women, Bug Bug, control, Disgusting, electronics, Euro, fun times and entertainment, horrible lives, Stereotypes, the Great Outdoors | 1 Comment

Follow Kim-jung il on Twitter!

By Street Dude | Published: November 13, 2010

Welcome to hell. 30 Seconds of Hell is back on the internet and we are bolder, sexier, hotter, more popular, and cheaper than all of our competitors. Follow Comrade Teargaskov, Street Dude, Urban Pal, Kim-jung ill ation, and the entire 30 Seconds of Hell crew on Twitter at http://twitter.com/30SECondsofHELL. Twitter yourself. It took our I.T. [...]

Also posted in Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty | Tagged twitter | Leave a comment

Hot Drinks

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: September 17, 2010

video by kim-jun il-lation This video is absolutely fantastic, very thoughtful, a with beautiful asian delicate harmonies. So soft and delicate. A hot drinks really get you going. I really appreciate young adult man’s splendor and valor. Valor in the hot face of hot drink fire. ILLATIONS: The bass line very technical, a very difficult [...]

Also posted in '80s-'90s, fun times and entertainment, health and wellness, instructional videos, Lifestyle & Happiness, Music CD Compilations, sports, verbose television reviews, VHS promotion | 2 Comments

CGI that is Distractingly Ugly

By Street Dude | Published: August 15, 2010

Okay, I think we all agree that these commercials for The General auto insurance are ugly. Distractingly ugly. The General himself has a rasping voice, is three-feet-tall, has a wilting white mustache, and wears his helmet so low that you cannot see his eyes. He seems like a stereotypical general, but what are the origins [...]

Also posted in '10s, horrible lives, inappropriate | Leave a comment

“I’m Going to Get Into Your System”

By Street Dude | Published: July 25, 2010

“I’m going to get my hands on your data.” Chck, plicka, keyboard-chck chk, blk chica chica. Whence that onomatopoeia? One word: yourkompacpresariokomputerkeyboard or wordprocessor unit from the early ’90s. “I’m going to get into your system.” Once upon a time beofore the monumental cgi of the awe-inspiring film Titanic, a movie that made me cry [...]