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Hey Mang, You Got to Compact Disc Yo Ass

By Street Dude | Published: February 4, 2010

*This post was written by Chris Tucker, 30 Seconds of Hell guest blogger and star of the Rush Hour trilogy. Hey! Did you know you that you just a skeleton under all that stupid skin your body wear? Nah? Well, I’m gonna rip your skin off by playin’ a nasty ass highlight reel of the [...]

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Dikembe Jumbo Mutombo Meal Deal

By Street Dude | Published: January 28, 2010

I hope you’re not hungry, because this is yet another jumbo meal deal from the McDonald’s Corporation (the other meal deal can be found here). Dikembe Mutombo — the NBA’s most notorious finger-wagging, shot-blocking king — endorsed this jumbo deal 20, 30, possibly 100 years ago. Seemingly since television has existed, McDonald’s has affixed this [...]

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It’s Game Time, Baby

By Street Dude | Published: January 10, 2010

This brilliant commercial used to run between every commercial break during the 2007 NBA playoffs. This guy knows how to save the day, and save his friend’s ass, by bringing the hors d’oeuvres to the party, and boy does he bring it big time with the double quarter pounder (with cheese). He uses common sense: [...]

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Kawasaki Trippin’

By Street Dude | Published: November 20, 2009

“The Ultimate Trip”, Kawasaki, 30 sec, 1972 I’ve never considered riding a Kawasaki motorcycle to be psychedelic, but after watching this commercial, seemingly Kawasaki was making an effort to market the experience of riding a Kawasaki to be similar to tripping while riding a cosmic surf board through a wormhole. Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space [...]

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Babies

By Bill Donahue | Published: October 25, 2009

BETC Euro RSCG, Paris I’m going to start naming the ad agencies behind this kind of garbage.  I don’t know what it is about this ad that I find so offensive but god does it make me want to freak out.  The premise goes like this: A group of babies skate around dancing to Rappers [...]

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Porsche.

By Bill Donahue | Published: October 21, 2009

I was in a bar when this commercial came on between baseball-type activities. I was pretty jazzed up to see all those great Porsches on the teevee machine. Yep, feeling pretty good, until I realized it was an ad for Porsche’s newest rolling catastrophe, the Panamera. If you thought that Ferdinand Porsche’s involvement in the [...]

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Terry Tate. Office Linebacker

By Bill Donahue | Published: October 9, 2008

Am I an idiot because I like these ads? Probably, but I still do. It’s not the most clever concept, but they’re pretty well executed. And, as hard as I try, they always make me smile. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Peyton Manning Mocks Average Humans

By Bill Donahue | Published: August 1, 2008

Ok, here’s our first ad. Weirdly enough, I like it. It’s basically Peyton Manning and Mastercard making fun of how horrible and boring our work-a-day lives are. Because I know how horrible and boring my work-a-day life is, I can kind of relax and take in the spectacle of this billionaire man-child cheering for losers [...]

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