Category Archives: sports

O BABY: SACCHARINE BABY CALAMITY SNAGS BIG BREAKFAST BAG, BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS, AND BABY STEALS HOME PLATE, ALL FOR FREE

By 1920s Baseball News Reporter | Published: March 24, 2011

reviewed by: 1900s Baseball News Reporter EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. Baby O baby, this is a grand-slam steal of a deal. This baby is a burgaler, I tell you, free hamburgers are for the winning only, not for ball-players that go out there and play like sleeping babies. Only in my sweet-dreams of [...]

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A Final Farewell

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Well team, football season is over and this super bowl fan had an awesome time. Mr. Football is going into hibernation. Until next year, this is Mr. Football saying good night and good pizza. This video is freakin’ awesome. Excuse me, I have some work to do. Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven [...]

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Contractually Obligated to Sneak a Little Creep Peek

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football “We are not doing it.” Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on [...]

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Where are the Freakin’ Dallas Cow Girls?

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Serryously, I’m freakin’ POed that the Cow Girls are tardy for game time. Prolly their just makin’ out back in there locker room. They’re job is to be on the field on time because that is they’re job and that is what their paid to do. Hello, duh. Maybe their i the [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

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Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

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Welcome to the Super Bowl, You Are Going to Live

By Street Dude | Published: February 6, 2011

… through this hell. Raise your vibration to a different frequency to transcend these crumby commercials. Gotta get that boom boom boom EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We’ve uploaded several free football clip art images for you. To download any of the clipart, simply click on the image you want, then right click, and “Save Image As” to [...]

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Hot Drinks

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: September 17, 2010

video by kim-jun il-lation This video is absolutely fantastic, very thoughtful, a with beautiful asian delicate harmonies. So soft and delicate. A hot drinks really get you going. I really appreciate young adult man’s splendor and valor. Valor in the hot face of hot drink fire. ILLATIONS: The bass line very technical, a very difficult [...]

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Tall as a Damn Mountain, Part I, Featuring Gheorghe Muresan

By Street Dude | Published: August 26, 2010

With this commercial, 30 Seconds of Hell kick-starts our continuing “Tall as a Damn Mountain” series, wherein we cull commercials with the tallest people in all the land. Part one of our series features another clever commercial from ESPN’s Sportscenter. This commercial features former-NBA Allstar, Gheorghe Muresan, a 7′ 7” center who played for the [...]

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Sick of Television

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

Lovesick of Television Sometimes you need to take a break from television commercial reviews, simply because you are overwhelmed by how much you love to be sick by television. In this instance, this Capri Sun©®™ commercial — great juice pouch, btw — speaks volumes. Some might describe Capri Sun as a nice juice pouch to sip [...]

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