Category Archives: Naughty

A Final Farewell

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Well team, football season is over and this super bowl fan had an awesome time. Mr. Football is going into hibernation. Until next year, this is Mr. Football saying good night and good pizza. This video is freakin’ awesome. Excuse me, I have some work to do. Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven [...]

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Maxx Out my Pepsis

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football These cars are talking about having sex and there talking about Tina’s topless MAMBAS. I am filled with questions about what Tina looks like topless. I’m sure it’s just like candy. MAMBA daddy goes ay ay, Mammacita. Remember what Mr. Football says? You got it right. Daddy wants it and daddy needs [...]

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Where are the Freakin’ Dallas Cow Girls?

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Serryously, I’m freakin’ POed that the Cow Girls are tardy for game time. Prolly their just makin’ out back in there locker room. They’re job is to be on the field on time because that is they’re job and that is what their paid to do. Hello, duh. Maybe their i the [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

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Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

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The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: December 18, 2010

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

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Follow Kim-jung il on Twitter!

By Street Dude | Published: November 13, 2010

Welcome to hell. 30 Seconds of Hell is back on the internet and we are bolder, sexier, hotter, more popular, and cheaper than all of our competitors. Follow Comrade Teargaskov, Street Dude, Urban Pal, Kim-jung ill ation, and the entire 30 Seconds of Hell crew on Twitter at http://twitter.com/30SECondsofHELL. Twitter yourself. It took our I.T. [...]

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Binder and Binder: The Success of the Cowboy Power Hat (NOT!)

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

This commercial is darkness. Corporate mania. Rating: 30 Seconds of Hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Sprite Spray

By Urban Pal | Published: January 11, 2010

This ad examines the thoughts that go through the minds of many girls in this situation; “why put something in your mouth if it is not going to have the same refreshing qualities of a shaken up bottle of Sprite?”  Honestly I was a little taken aback by this ad, as it seemed a little [...]

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