by Mr. Football

“We are not doing it.”

Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on the DMX CD. I’m talking an overtime work out — and I’m going for that two-point conversion — and … IT’S GOOD. I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND.

Go daddy, you always leave me hanging.

I mean, I have to visit your website just to bust a quick nut?

Rating: 30 Seconds of has anyone seen my DMX CD?

by kim-jung il-lation

A wisey-tisey comrade teargaskov once said, “Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb” End quote.

I, for one, could not agree more with Teargaskov ancient Korean proverb. Michelle Mcdonal

by kim-jun il-lation

Laserdisc 아주 아주 아주 크고 멋진. marquette에 최고 품질. 날 사랑의 그들은 나를 내 잘못 reminda – 정말 지금은 하늘의 천둥 소리 네 미를 사랑 성난 파도와 신성한 거룩한 산의 영광을 생각나게 해요.

일본어 상용 임에도 불구하고, 구어체 사용하려면 북한 지도자들이 5 개국과 큰 파도의 세네카를 즐길 수 있습니다.

Laserdisc very big and very nice.  Best quality on the marquette.  They reminda mea me of me love — so much love 4 U.  The sounds of thunder in the sky now remind me of the glory of the raging waves and the sacred holy mountain.

To be colloquial, despite being a japanese commercial, the North Korea leader enjoy the seneca of the five nations and the big waves.

Rating: 30 Seconds of HEaven

video by kim-jun il-lation

This video is absolutely fantastic, very thoughtful, a with beautiful asian delicate harmonies. So soft and delicate. A hot drinks really get you going. I really appreciate young adult man’s splendor and valor. Valor in the hot face of hot drink fire.

ILLATIONS:

1. The bass line very technical, a very difficult stringa to play. Most probably studio musician hired for his higher-ranking baseball skills.
2. h20 stands for water. thank you for water!
3. Young man stand with aplomb and a country patriotism.

Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven

Here’s a fact: This commercial for the Monster Ballads compilation has been on television for over 10 years — that’s admirable. Other commercials don’t have the balls t0 run the same commercial for 10 years — Monster Ballads must be experiencing success with this spot — if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and if it bringing in the cash, run with the cash dogs.

The American people recognize that this commercial has been running for over 10 years; seemingly this compilation garners public support with each year; here is a candid instance in form of a youtube comment:

I can’t believe they’re still showing this commercial. It is at least 10 years old. —jhwink

Actually they’re still showing this commercial on TV. I saw it a few nights ago. I’d forgot all about it. —jhwink

Morever, this compilation CD/cassette tape set has generated serious debate, as apparent in these youtube comments:

Slayer1587 writes:
first of all why the fuck do you think europe’s only known for 1 song? last time I checked that’s a one-hit wonder second of all no shit the whitesnake singer is deeply influenced by blues he’s practically copying the way Robert Plant, of Led Zeppelin, sings and lastly Helloween isn’t one of the greatest bands of the 80′s and you know it you’re just too much of a stubborn jack ass to realize it
bonfirejovi responds:
first of all helloween is one of the greatest bands of the 80s; they had an amazing singer, guitarists, bassist, drummer during the keeper era. they had were had some progressive epics and invented power metal. kiske is the voice of the 80s.
second of all you’re extremely uneducated in glam; whitesnake have a very long history starting as a blues band from the 70s and the singer used to be in deep purple. europe has plenty of amazing songs and they didnt turn glam until the final countdown
actually im an athiest so i couldnt give a shit if they sing about satanist rituals. glam started before motley with van halen and most of my favourite glam bands are internation such def leppard, whitesnake, europe etc… there are a lot of shit hair bands but a lot of good ones. and out of all the trash bands only 2 are worth anything. i dont like slayer because it is un-melodic ear rape, at least iron maiden and helloween while they were heavy had melody as well.
slayer1587 fires back:
what do the subjects they sing about scare you and that’s why you don’t like em? and the only reason there were so many fucking hair bands was cause right after Motley Crue put out there first album record companys just went out and signed every band on the sunset strip that was a hair band that’s why there are so many shitty hair bands
bonfirejovi:
i did and they still have only have 2 good bands, regardless all the bands you mentioned still dont beat hair metals dozens of good bands. oh and slayer are a terrible band with an amazing drummer, while i acknowledge his skills the song-writing is god awful.
slayer1587:
really only two good bands? Listen to Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus, Overkill, and Vio Lence then tell me tharash only has two good bands
bonfirejovi:
your kidding right? motley was mediocre and hair metal had dozens of great bands while thrash only had 2 (metallica and metal church). slayer is on of the most unmusical pieces of garbage ever… just listen to their version of born to be wild, it was embarrassing.

Only in American will a 3 disc monster compilation compel two radically different thinkers to revisit a compact disc commercial and stumble into a seriously heated debate.

Every bad boy has his soft side; every rose has its thorn.

Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven isn’t too far away.