Category Archives: Lifestyle & Happiness

Laserdisc and TV Weather 1985

by kim-jun il-lation Laserdisc 아주 아주 아주 크고 멋진. marquette에 최고 품질. 날 사랑의 그들은 나를 내 잘못 reminda – 정말 지금은 하늘의 천둥 소리 네 미를 사랑 성난 파도와 신성한 거룩한 산의 영광을 생각나게 해요. 일본어 상용 임에도 불구하고, 구어체 사용하려면 북한 지도자들이 5 개국과 큰 파도의 세네카를 즐길 수 있습니다. Laserdisc very big and very [...]

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Hot Drinks

video by kim-jun il-lation This video is absolutely fantastic, very thoughtful, a with beautiful asian delicate harmonies. So soft and delicate. A hot drinks really get you going. I really appreciate young adult man’s splendor and valor. Valor in the hot face of hot drink fire. ILLATIONS: The bass line very technical, a very difficult [...]

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Bad Kitties

“Credit card, you got it.” — Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin, in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). Credit card, you got it. Credit Cards: can’t live with ‘em and you can’t shoot ‘em. Card Credits: our nation is in debt. Dear credit cards, in the 1990s, you bought so many damn speed boats [...]

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Wrapped in Bubble Warp

You took too much, man, you took too much, too much. There is a song that sums up this review: Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Walk Around in the Desert and Make Make Money

Hi, I’m here to talk to you about money. Look at me — I’m walking around a beautfiul desert landscape, talking about making money, and tell you that, “the American dream is gone and it ain’t coming back.” During shooting breaks, the production team drank fruit punch and ate edible panties — over 10 boxes [...]

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Nerf Kids Speak Martian

This commercial is low fidelity — no excuses — this kid is speaking martian. Some say, in the late ’80s and early ’90s, that Nerf was a government subsidiary with a mission to mint condition the minds of children for an oncoming intergalactic war with “unknown and unseen ‘invaders.’” After many botched theories, the U.S. [...]

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Attention Grill Coddlers: there are three end results with your next grill purchase: ‘Have Fun With It’, Have Your Delusions Shattered, or just Pretend to Have Fun With It

Like, um, like, somebody call the dork police, and the fashion police, because this spot is so totally 30 seconds of dork-alert-5000. This commercial is a recipe for a dork-disaster: 1) the commercial is driven by a kids’ bop rendition of the “Bly Gotta Feelin’ kick-start-party-song by the Black Eyed Peas. 2) the opening line [...]

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Binder and Binder: The Success of the Cowboy Power Hat (NOT!)

This commercial is darkness. Corporate mania. Rating: 30 Seconds of Hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Tubbin’ the Turn Around Commercial

Official Synopsis from the Ad Agency: What do you get when you combine a classic hit, unforgettable choreography and first-rate comedic talent? You get Turn the Tub Around, a multi-faceted musical campaign for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!® that showcases fresh butter taste the healthier way. The campaign stars the multi-talented Emmy® and SAG-award [...]

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Double-Shot of Racism

I’m not entirely clear on what this commercial is supposed to be advertising for, but it sure is offensive. No amount of sentimental banjo playing or smiling black laborers can convince me otherwise. Confederate Family acknowledges that many other people might feel similarly to me and answers back with the statement, “no matter what they [...]

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