Category Archives: Lifestyle & Happiness

Tumble Dry My Delicates

By Street Dude | Published: October 18, 2011

30 Seconds of Hell is updated daily. In a world like ours, with television that’s so dirty, it’s nice to see something so clean, so pure, and it’s nice to turn on the TV to find women singing and dancing around the house — such respite from the garrulous garbage commercials that maim our delicate, [...]

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Art Thou Arty?

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude This is a wonderful commercial, I love this commercial, I love the music. This commercial is a part of me, truly. It’s one of those commercials that triggers visceral memories; the halcyon of my childhood; the halcyon of the year 1990. Todd Stewart (aka Steve Martin), the president of Art Instruction School, [...]

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Contractually Obligated to Sneak a Little Creep Peek

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football “We are not doing it.” Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on [...]

Also posted in '10s, announcements, Beautiful Women, dancing, Drink, health and wellness, Music CD Compilations, sports, Super Bowl, toys | 4 Comments

Maxx Out my Pepsis

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football These cars are talking about having sex and there talking about Tina’s topless MAMBAS. I am filled with questions about what Tina looks like topless. I’m sure it’s just like candy. MAMBA daddy goes ay ay, Mammacita. Remember what Mr. Football says? You got it right. Daddy wants it and daddy needs [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

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Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

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The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: December 18, 2010

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

Also posted in '00s, 30 Gallons of Hell 2010, Disgusting, electronics, health and wellness, Naughty, the Great Outdoors | 1 Comment

Follow Kim-jung il on Twitter!

By Street Dude | Published: November 13, 2010

Welcome to hell. 30 Seconds of Hell is back on the internet and we are bolder, sexier, hotter, more popular, and cheaper than all of our competitors. Follow Bill Donahue, Street Dude, Urban Pal, Kim-jung ill ation, and the entire 30 Seconds of Hell crew on Twitter at http://twitter.com/30SECondsofHELL. Twitter yourself. It took our I.T. [...]

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Michelle McDonal’s Colonies of Garb

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 3, 2010

by kim-jung il-lation A wisey-tisey ct once said, “Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb” End quote. I, for one, could not agree more with ancient Korean proverb. Michelle Mcdonal Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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