Category Archives: infomercials

Booty

By Bill Donahue | Published: May 3, 2011

Agency unknown I’d say the number one concern women have with their bodies is that their asses aren’t quite as fat as they would like them to be. Many husbands and boyfriends share this concern. To wit: I recently overheard this conversation between a construction worker and diamond smuggler at a local watering hole “My [...]

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Walk Around in the Desert and Make Make Money

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Hi, I’m here to talk to you about money. Look at me — I’m walking around a beautfiul desert landscape, talking about making money, and tell you that, “the American dream is gone and it ain’t coming back.” During shooting breaks, the production team drank fruit punch and ate edible panties — over 10 boxes [...]

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Live Television. This is fun, isn’t it?

By Street Dude | Published: March 30, 2010

We may be breaking our rules here; however, this is one dandy television infomercial. This guy is frivolous: He wears a white buttoned all the way to the tippy-top! His maniacal laugh. 16 seconds in, we hear him fall off his car whilst off-screen. (Whilst, whilst, whilst, whilst). “Insert finger here.” Later on, “Insert two [...]

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Double-Shot of Racism

By Urban Pal | Published: February 22, 2010

I’m not entirely clear on what this commercial is supposed to be advertising for, but it sure is offensive. No amount of sentimental banjo playing or smiling black laborers can convince me otherwise. Confederate Family acknowledges that many other people might feel similarly to me and answers back with the statement, “no matter what they [...]

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Wunder Boner

By Urban Pal | Published: February 22, 2010

This lost gem from 1994 is one of those “is this a real product?” commercials that makes you wonder how well they thought the product’s name through. I realize that 1994 was over 15 years ago, but I’m pretty sure the term “boner,” has been used as slang for an erect penis since at least [...]

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Lesko’s Government Money Club

By Street Dude | Published: December 22, 2009

I’m heading to Canada! Matthew Lesko is iconic; everyone knows the question mark suit guy. Sure, his technique is pure lunacy, but Lesko speaks the truth. From Lesko.TV: UNCLE SAM IS GIVING OUT MORE MONEY THAN EVER BEFORE YOU WON’T MISS OUT ON ANY OF IT WITH LESKO’S GOVERNMENT MONEY CLUB MONTHLY UPDATES! According to [...]

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