Category Archives: inappropriate

Don’t Watch Movies On Your Phone

by Street Dude I review this mediocre commercial for two reasons: (1) To elucidate that the recipe of this T-Mobile campaign is straight-up ripped from the Apple commercials. T-MOBILE VS. APPLE: So we swap the dude from Die Hard 4 with a comely girl, and replace the PC dude with this blogger dude . . [...]

Also posted in '10s, electronics, fun times and entertainment, Phone, technology and super computers | 1 Comment

O BABY: SACCHARINE BABY CALAMITY SNAGS BIG BREAKFAST BAG, BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS, AND BABY STEALS HOME PLATE, ALL FOR FREE

reviewed by: 1900s Baseball News Reporter EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. Baby O baby, this is a grand-slam steal of a deal. This baby is a burgaler, I tell you, free hamburgers are for the winning only, not for ball-players that go out there and play like sleeping babies. Only in my sweet-dreams of [...]

Also posted in Family, Food, sports | Leave a comment

Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

Also posted in '10s, Beautiful Women, Drink, Food, football, health and wellness, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty, sports, Super Bowl | Leave a comment

CGI that is Distractingly Ugly

Okay, I think we all agree that these commercials for The General auto insurance are ugly. Distractingly ugly. The General himself has a rasping voice, is three-feet-tall, has a wilting white mustache, and wears his helmet so low that you cannot see his eyes. He seems like a stereotypical general, but what are the origins [...]

Also posted in '10s, horrible lives, technology and super computers | Leave a comment

Binder and Binder: The Success of the Cowboy Power Hat (NOT!)

This commercial is darkness. Corporate mania. Rating: 30 Seconds of Hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Also posted in Family, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty, Religion, Uncategorized, VHS promotion | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Wunder Boner

This lost gem from 1994 is one of those “is this a real product?” commercials that makes you wonder how well they thought the product’s name through. I realize that 1994 was over 15 years ago, but I’m pretty sure the term “boner,” has been used as slang for an erect penis since at least [...]

Also posted in Friends, infomercials, the Great Outdoors | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment
--> Random Post
Random Post