Category Archives: Friends

Maxx Out my Pepsis

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football These cars are talking about having sex and there talking about Tina’s topless MAMBAS. I am filled with questions about what Tina looks like topless. I’m sure it’s just like candy. MAMBA daddy goes ay ay, Mammacita. Remember what Mr. Football says? You got it right. Daddy wants it and daddy needs [...]

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Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

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Michelle McDonal’s Colonies of Garb

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 3, 2010

by kim-jung il-lation A wisey-tisey comrade teargaskov once said, “Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb” End quote. I, for one, could not agree more with Teargaskov ancient Korean proverb. Michelle Mcdonal Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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Tall as a Damn Mountain, Part I, Featuring Gheorghe Muresan

By Street Dude | Published: August 26, 2010

With this commercial, 30 Seconds of Hell kick-starts our continuing “Tall as a Damn Mountain” series, wherein we cull commercials with the tallest people in all the land. Part one of our series features another clever commercial from ESPN’s Sportscenter. This commercial features former-NBA Allstar, Gheorghe Muresan, a 7′ 7” center who played for the [...]

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Bi-Bi Visits Tahiti

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Dear diary, hi again, this is your friend Bi-Bi, and after my daddy bought me baby rollerblade we went to Tahiti, and Bi-Bi and baby rollerblade went rollerblading with mommy. When did many super-fun things. (1) Went rollerblading. check √ (2) Drank fruit punch. check √ (3) Bi-Bi played with rollerblade baby. check √ (4) [...]

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Attention Grill Coddlers: there are three end results with your next grill purchase: ‘Have Fun With It’, Have Your Delusions Shattered, or just Pretend to Have Fun With It

By Street Dude | Published: June 6, 2010

Like, um, like, somebody call the dork police, and the fashion police, because this spot is so totally 30 seconds of dork-alert-5000. This commercial is a recipe for a dork-disaster: 1) the commercial is driven by a kids’ bop rendition of the “Bly Gotta Feelin’ kick-start-party-song by the Black Eyed Peas. 2) the opening line [...]

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Wunder Boner

By Urban Pal | Published: February 22, 2010

This lost gem from 1994 is one of those “is this a real product?” commercials that makes you wonder how well they thought the product’s name through. I realize that 1994 was over 15 years ago, but I’m pretty sure the term “boner,” has been used as slang for an erect penis since at least [...]

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