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Booty

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: May 3, 2011

by Comrade Teargaskov Agency unknown I’d say the number one concern women have with their bodies is that their asses aren’t quite as fat as they would like them to be. Many husbands and boyfriends share this concern. To wit: I recently overheard this conversation between a construction worker and diamond smuggler at a local [...]

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American Women Secrets Club on How To Win Over Shave and Influence Women

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: September 19, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation There’s an ancient, ancient days old, North Korean proverb: “if you seek a hot mirror, look about the american women.” In this commercial, it not much different, but very much so implies. The ancient golden truths and my country! So I get myself thinking — again, don’t tell my country i’m using [...]

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Cotton Commercial: The Fabric of Zooey Deschanel’s Faultless and Fashionable Lifestyle

By Street Dude | Published: January 17, 2010

reviewed by Street Dude Lately, we at 30 Seconds of Hell (Comrade Teargaskov, Street Dude, and Urban Pal) have been excessively soft with our reviews — too soft — and this cute and cottony commercial, featuring the adorable Zooey Deschanel, further perpetuates our pussy-ness as television commercial advertisement reviewers. Well, truth is, the big advertising [...]

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Sofia Coppola’s Miss Dior Chérie Commercial

By Street Dude | Published: January 1, 2010

The good, the bad, and the ugly rule certainly applies to directors of television commercials. Sometimes film directors regress back to directing the television commercial.  An exemplar of the bad and the ugly is McG, a director whose work includes commercials for MLB Baseball, The Gap, Coca-Cola; music videos for Smash Mouth, Korn, Sugar Ray, [...]

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