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Pepsi Page Dungeon

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2012

reviewed by Mr. Football Sup twerps, Mr. Football here, and Elton John finally unchained me from my post in the dungeon, so I’m back on my V-Tech laptop chillin’ and writing reviews. I hate period pieces, period. This pepsi commercial really sucks it to the maxx. Like, gimme some of that Go Daddy body paint [...]

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Obnoxioachos

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: August 31, 2011

reviewed by Kim Jung ill ation DOritos have very spicy flavor, and we’re partiers over here in the big NK, in the big easy new order, them by the crate from Mexico City. We can’t stop snacking. I to eat them hot N’ spicy in bed. After that, jump on in the club. THis is [...]

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O BABY: SACCHARINE BABY CALAMITY SNAGS BIG BREAKFAST BAG, BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS, AND BABY STEALS HOME PLATE, ALL FOR FREE

By 1920s Baseball News Reporter | Published: March 24, 2011

reviewed by: 1900s Baseball News Reporter EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. Baby O baby, this is a grand-slam steal of a deal. This baby is a burgaler, I tell you, free hamburgers are for the winning only, not for ball-players that go out there and play like sleeping babies. Only in my sweet-dreams of [...]

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Good Ole Wholesome Flakes, Medical Marijuana, USA, Gheorge Muresan (part 2)

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: March 15, 2011

by kim jung-illation Friends, greetings, , so thank me very much and you the owe me one, and this make me very happy. My english improve, you want 2 chat? I love Uto chat, but sometimes it’s hard work. I am very pleased say look at the photo above. Not commercial, just photo, just right! [...]

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Good Ole Wholesome Flakes, Medical Marijuana, USA, Gheorge Muresan (part 1)

By Street Dude | Published: March 11, 2011

by Street Dude Street Dude is back, and he means business. The last few months, I was a 30 SEC Hell expatriate — where was I living‽ — I was over at the Huffington Post, of course, recieving a $10 lunch stipend for my 10 hours, writing about news that matters, like celebrity hook-ups, Lindsay [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

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VHS Videotapes and the US Government

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: November 14, 2010

By Kim-Jung ill ation The other night, I was awake — all alone in my castle — and I was looking through the North Korean archives. I tell the truth when I say there are many cool things in the North Korean archives, including gumball machines, pinball machines, and laser-tag. Back during the Korean war, [...]

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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Attention Grill Coddlers: there are three end results with your next grill purchase: ‘Have Fun With It’, Have Your Delusions Shattered, or just Pretend to Have Fun With It

By Street Dude | Published: June 6, 2010

Like, um, like, somebody call the dork police, and the fashion police, because this spot is so totally 30 seconds of dork-alert-5000. This commercial is a recipe for a dork-disaster: 1) the commercial is driven by a kids’ bop rendition of the “Bly Gotta Feelin’ kick-start-party-song by the Black Eyed Peas. 2) the opening line [...]

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Sick of Television

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

Lovesick of Television Sometimes you need to take a break from television commercial reviews, simply because you are overwhelmed by how much you love to be sick by television. In this instance, this Capri Sun©®™ commercial — great juice pouch, btw — speaks volumes. Some might describe Capri Sun as a nice juice pouch to sip [...]

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