Category Archives: Family

Royal Wedding Video Full Ceremony

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: April 29, 2011

reviewed by Comrade Teargaskov Your humble comrade watched this video advertisement first on the screen of an iPhone 4. On that tiny screen, it was hard to discern whether I was looking at the real royal family or what I realized very quickly were some unconvincing simulacra. For less than a few seconds, I wondered [...]

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O BABY: SACCHARINE BABY CALAMITY SNAGS BIG BREAKFAST BAG, BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS, AND BABY STEALS HOME PLATE, ALL FOR FREE

By 1920s Baseball News Reporter | Published: March 24, 2011

reviewed by: 1900s Baseball News Reporter EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. Baby O baby, this is a grand-slam steal of a deal. This baby is a burgaler, I tell you, free hamburgers are for the winning only, not for ball-players that go out there and play like sleeping babies. Only in my sweet-dreams of [...]

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VHS Videotapes and the US Government

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: November 14, 2010

By Kim-Jung ill ation The other night, I was awake — all alone in my castle — and I was looking through the North Korean archives. I tell the truth when I say there are many cool things in the North Korean archives, including gumball machines, pinball machines, and laser-tag. Back during the Korean war, [...]

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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Bi-Bi Visits Tahiti

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Dear diary, hi again, this is your friend Bi-Bi, and after my daddy bought me baby rollerblade we went to Tahiti, and Bi-Bi and baby rollerblade went rollerblading with mommy. When did many super-fun things. (1) Went rollerblading. check √ (2) Drank fruit punch. check √ (3) Bi-Bi played with rollerblade baby. check √ (4) [...]

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Attention Grill Coddlers: there are three end results with your next grill purchase: ‘Have Fun With It’, Have Your Delusions Shattered, or just Pretend to Have Fun With It

By Street Dude | Published: June 6, 2010

Like, um, like, somebody call the dork police, and the fashion police, because this spot is so totally 30 seconds of dork-alert-5000. This commercial is a recipe for a dork-disaster: 1) the commercial is driven by a kids’ bop rendition of the “Bly Gotta Feelin’ kick-start-party-song by the Black Eyed Peas. 2) the opening line [...]

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Like Pepsi Throwback

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: May 28, 2010

Here’s a fun one. This Willie Horton ad is a classic. Notice how the words “Kidnapping”, “Stabbing”, and “Raping” appear on the screen. Michael Dukakis personally let Willie out of his cell. Willie kept saying “Mike, I cannot wait to get out of this jail cell so that I can commence with the rapin’” and [...]

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Binder and Binder: The Success of the Cowboy Power Hat (NOT!)

By Street Dude | Published: May 21, 2010

This commercial is darkness. Corporate mania. Rating: 30 Seconds of Hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Double-Shot of Racism

By Urban Pal | Published: February 22, 2010

I’m not entirely clear on what this commercial is supposed to be advertising for, but it sure is offensive. No amount of sentimental banjo playing or smiling black laborers can convince me otherwise. Confederate Family acknowledges that many other people might feel similarly to me and answers back with the statement, “no matter what they [...]

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