Category Archives: Disgusting

The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

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In This Weather, Someone is Always Fucking Your Wife.

Especially if you own a Mercedes Benz. Who cares if your wife is cheating on you? You’re cheating on her too. With the magic of all-wheel drive, you can fuck whoever, you know? Anyway, this is clever in a kind of “Gift of the Magi” way, even if it does suggest that our society is [...]

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Is That Oak?

This commercial is both funny and scary to me.  This bug speaks with a calm, creepy baritone voice that reminds me of the killer from “No Country for Old Men.”  You know he really wants to do more than use your phone, but you can’t help but be caught off guard by his compliment of [...]

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