Category Archives: ’80s-’90s

Live Television. This is fun, isn’t it?

By Street Dude | Published: March 30, 2010

We may be breaking our rules here; however, this is one dandy television infomercial. This guy is frivolous: He wears a white buttoned all the way to the tippy-top! His maniacal laugh. 16 seconds in, we hear him fall off his car whilst off-screen. (Whilst, whilst, whilst, whilst). “Insert finger here.” Later on, “Insert two [...]

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Hey Mang, You Got to Compact Disc Yo Ass

By Street Dude | Published: February 4, 2010

*This post was written by Chris Tucker, 30 Seconds of Hell guest blogger and star of the Rush Hour trilogy. Hey! Did you know you that you just a skeleton under all that stupid skin your body wear? Nah? Well, I’m gonna rip your skin off by playin’ a nasty ass highlight reel of the [...]

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Master Storyteller L. Ron Hubbard Creates an Arm the Emerges from a Cloud While Holding Either a Canonball, a Heavy Metal Shotput Ball, or a Magic 8 Ball

By Street Dude | Published: February 2, 2010

Okay, time for our weekly L. Ron Hubbard recap: L. Ron Hubbard is the founder of Scientology — he was either a compulsive liar — or he tapped in to the deepest darkest secrets of the Universe. Hubbard claims he became the protege of a revered Native American shaman at the early age of four. [...]

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Dikembe Jumbo Mutombo Meal Deal

By Street Dude | Published: January 28, 2010

I hope you’re not hungry, because this is yet another jumbo meal deal from the McDonald’s Corporation (the other meal deal can be found here). Dikembe Mutombo — the NBA’s most notorious finger-wagging, shot-blocking king — endorsed this jumbo deal 20, 30, possibly 100 years ago. Seemingly since television has existed, McDonald’s has affixed this [...]

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Monster Ballads

By Street Dude | Published: December 29, 2009

Here’s a fact: This commercial for the Monster Ballads compilation has been on television for over 10 years — that’s admirable. Other commercials don’t have the balls t0 run the same commercial for 10 years — Monster Ballads must be experiencing success with this spot — if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and if it [...]

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Afros & Bellbottoms

By Street Dude | Published: November 16, 2009

Great font choice, great price, great content, and it’s less than 30 seconds. Rating: a no-brainer: 30 seconds of heaven. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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LA GΞAR

By Street Dude | Published: October 1, 2009

LA Gear used to be the leader of cool sneakers, and more importantly, the leader in sneaker sales. Painted in a neon tetra palette, LA Gear successfully trademarks their image as sexy, youthful, and everything else that was en vogue in the late ’80s and early ’90s. On top of that, LA Gear generated an [...]

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