Category Archives: ’10s

What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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American Women Secrets Club on How To Win Over Shave and Influence Women

by kim-jun il-lation There’s an ancient, ancient days old, North Korean proverb: “if you seek a hot mirror, look about the american women.” In this commercial, it not much different, but very much so implies. The ancient golden truths and my country! So I get myself thinking — again, don’t tell my country i’m using [...]

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Doritos Light Bud Not Allowed

by kim-jun il-lation ANNOUNCEMENTS: I’ amma am n ey new, I say, author to this place, I don’t know how. You should not look at my name because I say I am the owner of North Korea and no internet allowed in North Korea. You should not look at my name because I say I [...]

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CGI that is Distractingly Ugly

Okay, I think we all agree that these commercials for The General auto insurance are ugly. Distractingly ugly. The General himself has a rasping voice, is three-feet-tall, has a wilting white mustache, and wears his helmet so low that you cannot see his eyes. He seems like a stereotypical general, but what are the origins [...]

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Tubbin’ the Turn Around Commercial

Official Synopsis from the Ad Agency: What do you get when you combine a classic hit, unforgettable choreography and first-rate comedic talent? You get Turn the Tub Around, a multi-faceted musical campaign for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!® that showcases fresh butter taste the healthier way. The campaign stars the multi-talented Emmy® and SAG-award [...]

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