Category Archives: ’10s

Robot Fighting Equipment

By Bill Donahue | Published: January 20, 2012

When I first saw this ad, I have to say it warmed the cockles of my heart. I’d been looking for some equipment that would allow me to kill this dick robot that just moved in to my neighborhood and turn him into a cell phone.  Finally, it looked like a company was going to [...]

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Tumble Dry My Delicates

By Street Dude | Published: October 18, 2011

30 Seconds of Hell is updated daily. In a world like ours, with television that’s so dirty, it’s nice to see something so clean, so pure, and it’s nice to turn on the TV to find women singing and dancing around the house — such respite from the garrulous garbage commercials that maim our delicate, [...]

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Cha-Cha-Chantix

By Bill Donahue | Published: September 5, 2011

This ad is kind of a death-match between two of America’s most beloved and treasured industries: Tobacco and Pharmaceuticals. Unfortunately, the genteel voices of the American tobacco industry can no longer be heard on our airwaves because some brilliant,impartial people in our government once looked at TV and said, “You know what’s wrong with TV? [...]

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Obnoxioachos

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: August 31, 2011

reviewed by Kim Jung ill ation DOritos have very spicy flavor, and we’re partiers over here in the big NK, in the big easy new order, them by the crate from Mexico City. We can’t stop snacking. I to eat them hot N’ spicy in bed. After that, jump on in the club. THis is [...]

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Booty

By Bill Donahue | Published: May 3, 2011

Agency unknown I’d say the number one concern women have with their bodies is that their asses aren’t quite as fat as they would like them to be. Many husbands and boyfriends share this concern. To wit: I recently overheard this conversation between a construction worker and diamond smuggler at a local watering hole “My [...]

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Don’t Watch Movies On Your Phone

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude I review this mediocre commercial for two reasons: (1) To elucidate that the recipe of this T-Mobile campaign is straight-up ripped from the Apple commercials. T-MOBILE VS. APPLE: So we swap the dude from Die Hard 4 with a comely girl, and replace the PC dude with this blogger dude . . [...]

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Sneezy

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude When I visit my Dad — he has cable — I sometimes make my best effort to catch CNBC’s Erin Burnett on Squawk on the Street (10:30am cst) or Street Smarts (2:00pm est), because Erin Burnett is a charming and an amiable news anchor. (FYI, there is a funny viral clip of [...]

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A Final Farewell

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Well team, football season is over and this super bowl fan had an awesome time. Mr. Football is going into hibernation. Until next year, this is Mr. Football saying good night and good pizza. This video is freakin’ awesome. Excuse me, I have some work to do. Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven [...]

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Contractually Obligated to Sneak a Little Creep Peek

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football “We are not doing it.” Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

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