Category Archives: ’00s

The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: December 18, 2010

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

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In This Weather, Someone is Always Fucking Your Wife.

By Bill Donahue | Published: December 11, 2010

Especially if you own a Mercedes Benz. Who cares if your wife is cheating on you? You’re cheating on her too. With the magic of all-wheel drive, you can fuck whoever, you know? Anyway, this is clever in a kind of “Gift of the Magi” way, even if it does suggest that our society is [...]

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: October 2, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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American Women Secrets Club on How To Win Over Shave and Influence Women

By kim-jung ill ation | Published: September 19, 2010

by kim-jun il-lation There’s an ancient, ancient days old, North Korean proverb: “if you seek a hot mirror, look about the american women.” In this commercial, it not much different, but very much so implies. The ancient golden truths and my country! So I get myself thinking — again, don’t tell my country i’m using [...]

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Tall as a Damn Mountain, Part I, Featuring Gheorghe Muresan

By Street Dude | Published: August 26, 2010

With this commercial, 30 Seconds of Hell kick-starts our continuing “Tall as a Damn Mountain” series, wherein we cull commercials with the tallest people in all the land. Part one of our series features another clever commercial from ESPN’s Sportscenter. This commercial features former-NBA Allstar, Gheorghe Muresan, a 7′ 7” center who played for the [...]

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Is That Oak?

By Urban Pal | Published: August 16, 2010

This commercial is both funny and scary to me.  This bug speaks with a calm, creepy baritone voice that reminds me of the killer from “No Country for Old Men.”  You know he really wants to do more than use your phone, but you can’t help but be caught off guard by his compliment of [...]

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Wrapped in Bubble Warp

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

You took too much, man, you took too much, too much. There is a song that sums up this review: Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Walk Around in the Desert and Make Make Money

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Hi, I’m here to talk to you about money. Look at me — I’m walking around a beautfiul desert landscape, talking about making money, and tell you that, “the American dream is gone and it ain’t coming back.” During shooting breaks, the production team drank fruit punch and ate edible panties — over 10 boxes [...]

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Cotton Commercial: The Fabric of Zooey Deschanel’s Faultless and Fashionable Lifestyle

By Street Dude | Published: January 17, 2010

reviewed by Street Dude Lately, we at 30 Seconds of Hell (Street Dude, and Urban Pal) have been excessively soft with our reviews — too soft — and this cute and cottony commercial, featuring the adorable Zooey Deschanel, further perpetuates our pussy-ness as television commercial advertisement reviewers. Well, truth is, the big advertising firms slip [...]

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Babies

By Bill Donahue | Published: October 25, 2009

BETC Euro RSCG, Paris I’m going to start naming the ad agencies behind this kind of garbage.  I don’t know what it is about this ad that I find so offensive but god does it make me want to freak out.  The premise goes like this: A group of babies skate around dancing to Rappers [...]

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