Author Archives: MR. FOOTBALL

Pepsi Page Dungeon

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2012

reviewed by Mr. Football Sup twerps, Mr. Football here, and Elton John finally unchained me from my post in the dungeon, so I’m back on my V-Tech laptop chillin’ and writing reviews. I hate period pieces, period. This pepsi commercial really sucks it to the maxx. Like, gimme some of that Go Daddy body paint [...]

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A Final Farewell

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Well team, football season is over and this super bowl fan had an awesome time. Mr. Football is going into hibernation. Until next year, this is Mr. Football saying good night and good pizza. This video is freakin’ awesome. Excuse me, I have some work to do. Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven [...]

Posted in '10s, Beautiful Women, dancing, Euro, football, fun times and entertainment, Naughty, sports, Super Bowl | Leave a comment

Contractually Obligated to Sneak a Little Creep Peek

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football “We are not doing it.” Chica babe, what are you talking about, we are contractually obligated to do all night long after you put on your Mack daddy makeup. So let’s just kiss and make up and get that box of Franza, pick up a few bags of Totinos, and put on [...]

Posted in '10s, announcements, Beautiful Women, dancing, Drink, health and wellness, Lifestyle & Happiness, Music CD Compilations, sports, Super Bowl, toys | 4 Comments

Maxx Out my Pepsis

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football These cars are talking about having sex and there talking about Tina’s topless MAMBAS. I am filled with questions about what Tina looks like topless. I’m sure it’s just like candy. MAMBA daddy goes ay ay, Mammacita. Remember what Mr. Football says? You got it right. Daddy wants it and daddy needs [...]

Posted in Cars, control, Friends, fun times and entertainment, instructional videos, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty | Leave a comment

Where are the Freakin’ Dallas Cow Girls?

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Serryously, I’m freakin’ POed that the Cow Girls are tardy for game time. Prolly their just makin’ out back in there locker room. They’re job is to be on the field on time because that is they’re job and that is what their paid to do. Hello, duh. Maybe their i the [...]

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Check Out the Rack on the Go Daddy

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Now just because my name is Mr. Football does not mean that the team did not call me Mr. Pizza during my Freshman year. I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA, I HAD TO GEAR UP FOR TRAINING CAMP. Coach said ate pizza and lots of it. What are you looking at? You gotta [...]

Posted in '10s, Beautiful Women, Drink, Food, football, health and wellness, inappropriate, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty, sports, Super Bowl | Leave a comment

Mr. Facebook

By MR. FOOTBALL | Published: February 6, 2011

by Mr. Football Sup Mr. Losers, this is Mr. Football, and I’am going open a can of whoop-ass on you’re tooosh, using yo’ure ass as the can opening, you little wimps. Now, many dudes like myself like checkin’ phacebook for status feeds, live updates, and creeping a lil sneak peeak at and up the cheerleader [...]

Posted in Friends, fun times and entertainment, horrible lives, Lifestyle & Happiness, Naughty, Religion, sports, Super Bowl, technology and super computers | Leave a comment
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