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Obnoxioachos

reviewed by Kim Jung ill ation DOritos have very spicy flavor, and we’re partiers over here in the big NK, in the big easy new order, them by the crate from Mexico City. We can’t stop snacking. I to eat them hot N’ spicy in bed. After that, jump on in the club. THis is [...]

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Good Ole Wholesome Flakes, Medical Marijuana, USA, Gheorge Muresan (part 2)

by kim jung-illation Friends, greetings, , so thank me very much and you the owe me one, and this make me very happy. My english improve, you want 2 chat? I love Uto chat, but sometimes it’s hard work. I am very pleased say look at the photo above. Not commercial, just photo, just right! [...]

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The Legends of the Plush Spa Robes and the Spirits of the Sybaris

by kim jung il lation RULES FOR THIS POST: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored and pleased to present to you, the UNNAMED COCA COLA / SPEEDWAY SIGNERS. select one audio track below before reading my special holiday review. I own many compaq diks. Ding dong. Each provide different yet intimate setting to this special [...]

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VHS Videotapes and the US Government

By Kim-Jung ill ation The other night, I was awake — all alone in my castle — and I was looking through the North Korean archives. I tell the truth when I say there are many cool things in the North Korean archives, including gumball machines, pinball machines, and laser-tag. Back during the Korean war, [...]

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Michelle McDonal’s Colonies of Garb

by kim-jung il-lation A wisey-tisey comrade teargaskov once said, “Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb” End quote. I, for one, could not agree more with Teargaskov ancient Korean proverb. Michelle Mcdonal Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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What Do You Matter, Dragon Got Your Tonque?

by kim-jun il-lation Now we don’t allow corn syrup in my country, call forth malaise, for very much that the matter, but if we did, we would not play this commercial, because we don’t have a free-circuit media in the DPRK. My news is permitted, whilst news that addresses the actuality realities of the matters [...]

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Laserdisc and TV Weather 1985

by kim-jun il-lation Laserdisc 아주 아주 아주 크고 멋진. marquette에 최고 품질. 날 사랑의 그들은 나를 내 잘못 reminda – 정말 지금은 하늘의 천둥 소리 네 미를 사랑 성난 파도와 신성한 거룩한 산의 영광을 생각나게 해요. 일본어 상용 임에도 불구하고, 구어체 사용하려면 북한 지도자들이 5 개국과 큰 파도의 세네카를 즐길 수 있습니다. Laserdisc very big and very [...]

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American Women Secrets Club on How To Win Over Shave and Influence Women

by kim-jun il-lation There’s an ancient, ancient days old, North Korean proverb: “if you seek a hot mirror, look about the american women.” In this commercial, it not much different, but very much so implies. The ancient golden truths and my country! So I get myself thinking — again, don’t tell my country i’m using [...]

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Hot Drinks

video by kim-jun il-lation This video is absolutely fantastic, very thoughtful, a with beautiful asian delicate harmonies. So soft and delicate. A hot drinks really get you going. I really appreciate young adult man’s splendor and valor. Valor in the hot face of hot drink fire. ILLATIONS: The bass line very technical, a very difficult [...]

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Doritos Light Bud Not Allowed

by kim-jun il-lation ANNOUNCEMENTS: I’ amma am n ey new, I say, author to this place, I don’t know how. You should not look at my name because I say I am the owner of North Korea and no internet allowed in North Korea. You should not look at my name because I say I [...]

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