Author Archives: Bill Donahue

Really, fuck you. Once again, I am faced with an ad that I truly hate. It actually makes me angry. (What the hell does that say about me as a person? Pretty much the most petty human on the planet, Amiright?) My hatred is made worse by the fact that other people actually like it. [...]

Here is a tip for Christine O’Donnell: If you’re trying to make the point that you’re not a witch, don’t go with the spooky black with steam rising from a boiling cauldron backdrop for your “I’m not a witch” ad. Another tip for Christine O’Donnell, don’t run for the Senate if you can’t name a [...]

Wieden + Kennedy. This campaign has been running since the Fax-Machine Era. It’s still funny most of the time. Wally should have received an EMMY or a 30 Seconds of Hell Awardy Award for his acting here. Disappointed, dejected, heartbroken. We’ve been there, pal. And, fuck the Yankees and the Red Sox. Rating: 30 Seconds [...]

Well, holy hell. If there’s one thing the teabagging masses love it’s people dressed in colonial garb. If there’s another thing, it’s furries dressed in colonial garb. Rick Barber is flirting with Tea Party perfection here, especially since he’s ignoring some rather notable historical facts. He almost seems like he’s doing it on purpose. Take [...]

I’ve been giving Chrysler a lot of shit lately so I’ve been trying to find a new ad of theirs that I don’t dislike. Well here it is. I googled for about 20 seconds and couldn’t find the company that produced this spot. Whoever it is, it is obvious they’ve been keeping their eyes on [...]

What can we say about this “new classic” that hasn’t already been said? The weird thing is that it does actually give me the willies toward the end. Real, genuine goosebumps and not goosebumps in name only. (GINOs) Rating:30 seconds minutes of hell. Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Agency: Wieden+Kennedy (!?) I can’t remember the last time I saw a Chrysler ad or product that wasn’t horrible. With this new spot from the venerable Wieden + Kennedy, they have reached a new low. It’s 2 minutes of just totally incomprehensible bullshit. I really hope Fiat can turn this ship around and sell some [...]

So, your ol’ pal’s been away for a while. Yep, fightin’ in them culture wars has taken me away from the ‘puter for a spell, but I’m back. One of our chief allies in this here war, and it is a war mind you, is Dale Peterson. He’s old school conservatism mixed with the quick [...]