Author Archives: Comrade Teargaskov

Seinfeld NSX

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: February 6, 2012

I wonder if when he walked away from Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld understood that that show would be his only legacy. Probably not. The Super Bowl Ad for the new Acura NSX was entertaining, but it relied pretty heavily on old Seinfeld gags. What’s crazy about that, is that there is a whole generation of kids [...]

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AMERICA=ITALY

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: February 6, 2012

Clint Eastwood. This exploiting Detroit shit is really getting old. I sure as shit don’t want to hear it from fucking Chrysler. Not even Wieden Kennedy can make a compelling ad for Chrysler’s aging fleet of shit products. Rating Thirty Seconds of Hell Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Hyundai=America

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: February 5, 2012

reviewed by Comrade Teargaskov The pre-kick spot is called “All for One” and features the iconic theme song from the film Rocky. It has a corporate branding feel as a “thank you” to all the employees and was filmed at the Montgomery, Alabama, facility. That’s from the Hyundai YouTube channel. Everything about this ad is [...]

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Suggestions?

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: January 28, 2012

OK. One week to the SUPERBOWL. Does anyone have any suggestions? What should we review before we have a whole pile of new garbage to get through? Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Robot Fighting Equipment

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: January 20, 2012

 reviewed by Comrade Teargaskov When I first saw this ad, I have to say it warmed the cockles of my heart. I’d been looking for some equipment that would allow me to kill this dick robot that just moved in to my neighborhood and turn him into a cell phone.  Finally, it looked like a [...]

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Cha-Cha-Chantix

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: September 5, 2011

Reviewed by: Comrade Teargaskov This ad is kind of a death-match between two of America’s most beloved and treasured industries: Tobacco and Pharmaceuticals. Unfortunately, the genteel voices of the American tobacco industry can no longer be heard on our airwaves because some brilliant,impartial people in our government once looked at TV and said, “You know [...]

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Booty

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: May 3, 2011

by Comrade Teargaskov Agency unknown I’d say the number one concern women have with their bodies is that their asses aren’t quite as fat as they would like them to be. Many husbands and boyfriends share this concern. To wit: I recently overheard this conversation between a construction worker and diamond smuggler at a local [...]

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Royal Wedding Video Full Ceremony

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: April 29, 2011

reviewed by Comrade Teargaskov Your humble comrade watched this video advertisement first on the screen of an iPhone 4. On that tiny screen, it was hard to discern whether I was looking at the real royal family or what I realized very quickly were some unconvincing simulacra. For less than a few seconds, I wondered [...]

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Heart Attack Grill Feller Double By-passes on, RIP

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: March 4, 2011

Alright! Sarah Palin Breast Implants, Our digital marketing team just alerted me that our best Tiger Woods Sex Tape traffic comes when we post about Medical Marijuana Gheorge Muresan. Is it possible that posts about very large people are page-view gold? Let’e find out, shall we? Anyway, this ad is famous because the very large [...]

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David & Goliath Cannot Possibly Be a Real Agency

By Comrade Teargaskov | Published: February 12, 2011

by Comrade Teargaskov A few weeks ago, I expressed my hatred for Kia’s new ads in a short and ineloquent post. After seeing the above ad, the ad Kia used to showcase an important new car during the Super Bowl, I feel as though that post may have been an inadequate expression of Kia-hate. But, [...]

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