Author Archives: Street Dude

Tumble Dry My Delicates

By Street Dude | Published: October 18, 2011

30 Seconds of Hell is updated daily. In a world like ours, with television that’s so dirty, it’s nice to see something so clean, so pure, and it’s nice to turn on the TV to find women singing and dancing around the house — such respite from the garrulous garbage commercials that maim our delicate, [...]

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Smart Phone w/ Cuddle Bear

By Street Dude | Published: August 6, 2011

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Art Thou Arty?

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude This is a wonderful commercial, I love this commercial, I love the music. This commercial is a part of me, truly. It’s one of those commercials that triggers visceral memories; the halcyon of my childhood; the halcyon of the year 1990. Todd Stewart (aka Steve Martin), the president of Art Instruction School, [...]

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Don’t Watch Movies On Your Phone

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude I review this mediocre commercial for two reasons: (1) To elucidate that the recipe of this T-Mobile campaign is straight-up ripped from the Apple commercials. T-MOBILE VS. APPLE: So we swap the dude from Die Hard 4 with a comely girl, and replace the PC dude with this blogger dude . . [...]

Posted in '10s, electronics, fun times and entertainment, inappropriate, Phone, technology and super computers | 1 Comment

Sneezy

By Street Dude | Published: April 22, 2011

by Street Dude When I visit my Dad — he has cable — I sometimes make my best effort to catch CNBC’s Erin Burnett on Squawk on the Street (10:30am cst) or Street Smarts (2:00pm est), because Erin Burnett is a charming and an amiable news anchor. (FYI, there is a funny viral clip of [...]

Posted in '10s, Babies, Cats, Finance, verbose television reviews | 3 Comments

Good Ole Wholesome Flakes, Medical Marijuana, USA, Gheorge Muresan (part 1)

By Street Dude | Published: March 11, 2011

by Street Dude Street Dude is back, and he means business. The last few months, I was a 30 SEC Hell expatriate — where was I living‽ — I was over at the Huffington Post, of course, recieving a $10 lunch stipend for my 10 hours, writing about news that matters, like celebrity hook-ups, Lindsay [...]

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Welcome to the Super Bowl, You Are Going to Live

By Street Dude | Published: February 6, 2011

… through this hell. Raise your vibration to a different frequency to transcend these crumby commercials. Gotta get that boom boom boom EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We’ve uploaded several free football clip art images for you. To download any of the clipart, simply click on the image you want, then right click, and “Save Image As” to [...]

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Follow Kim-jung il on Twitter!

By Street Dude | Published: November 13, 2010

Welcome to hell. 30 Seconds of Hell is back on the internet and we are bolder, sexier, hotter, more popular, and cheaper than all of our competitors. Follow Comrade Teargaskov, Street Dude, Urban Pal, Kim-jung ill ation, and the entire 30 Seconds of Hell crew on Twitter at http://twitter.com/30SECondsofHELL. Twitter yourself. It took our I.T. [...]

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Tall as a Damn Mountain, Part I, Featuring Gheorghe Muresan

By Street Dude | Published: August 26, 2010

With this commercial, 30 Seconds of Hell kick-starts our continuing “Tall as a Damn Mountain” series, wherein we cull commercials with the tallest people in all the land. Part one of our series features another clever commercial from ESPN’s Sportscenter. This commercial features former-NBA Allstar, Gheorghe Muresan, a 7′ 7” center who played for the [...]

Posted in '00s, '80s-'90s, dancing, Friends, fun times and entertainment, health and wellness, sports, tall people | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Bad Kitties

By Street Dude | Published: August 26, 2010

“Credit card, you got it.” — Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin, in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). Credit card, you got it. Credit Cards: can’t live with ‘em and you can’t shoot ‘em. Card Credits: our nation is in debt. Dear credit cards, in the 1990s, you bought so many damn speed boats [...]

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