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In a world like ours, with television that’s so dirty, it’s nice to see something so clean, so pure, and it’s nice to turn on the TV to find women singing and dancing around the house — such respite from the garrulous garbage commercials that maim our delicate, perm-press, tumble dry-low minds.
I cannot resist singing this jingle around the house. “Stain gone, in the first, first, wash!” If you ever have trouble motivating yourself to leave the house to do laundry at J’s lavandaria, just start singing this jingle. It works, and if you don’t believe me, call 1-800-555-1212, and we’ll give you a gift card.
Honestly, I watch this commercial over, and over, and over. Clearly this commercial is shamelessly targeting the female demographic, but still, it really softens my fabricate.
Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven
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