Monthly Archives: July 2010

Sports Center

By Bill Donahue | Published: July 28, 2010

Wieden + Kennedy. This campaign has been running since the Fax-Machine Era. It’s still funny most of the time. Wally should have received an EMMY or a 30 Seconds of Hell Awardy Award for his acting here. Disappointed, dejected, heartbroken. We’ve been there, pal. And, fuck the Yankees and the Red Sox. Rating: 30 Seconds [...]

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“I’m Going to Get Into Your System”

By Street Dude | Published: July 25, 2010

“I’m going to get my hands on your data.” Chck, plicka, keyboard-chck chk, blk chica chica. Whence that onomatopoeia? One word: yourkompacpresariokomputerkeyboard or wordprocessor unit from the early ’90s. “I’m going to get into your system.” Once upon a time beofore the monumental cgi of the awe-inspiring film Titanic, a movie that made me cry [...]

Posted in '80s-'90s, 'nsights, Beautiful Women, control, public service announcements, technology and super computers, verbose television reviews | Tagged | 5 Comments

Wrapped in Bubble Warp

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

You took too much, man, you took too much, too much. There is a song that sums up this review: Rating: 30 Seconds of Heaven Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

Posted in '00s, and Pills, control, fun times and entertainment, Lifestyle & Happiness, toys | Leave a comment

Bi-Bi Visits Tahiti

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Dear diary, hi again, this is your friend Bi-Bi, and after my daddy bought me baby rollerblade we went to Tahiti, and Bi-Bi and baby rollerblade went rollerblading with mommy. When did many super-fun things. (1) Went rollerblading. check √ (2) Drank fruit punch. check √ (3) Bi-Bi played with rollerblade baby. check √ (4) [...]

Posted in '80s-'90s, cute kids, Family, Friends, fun times and entertainment, toys | Tagged | 2 Comments

Walk Around in the Desert and Make Make Money

By Street Dude | Published: July 13, 2010

Hi, I’m here to talk to you about money. Look at me — I’m walking around a beautfiul desert landscape, talking about making money, and tell you that, “the American dream is gone and it ain’t coming back.” During shooting breaks, the production team drank fruit punch and ate edible panties — over 10 boxes [...]

Posted in '00s, 'nsights, control, health and wellness, horrible lives, infomercials, Lifestyle & Happiness, the Great Outdoors | Leave a comment
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