Monthly Archives: February 2010

First of all, Betty, I’m glad to see you’re still getting work. This is a stupid ad, but the ease at which the “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry” theme can be replicated means we’ll only being seeing more uncreative garbage coming from whatever crap agency birthed this nightmare. I would have rather watched a [...]

I like Audi. I don’t love them, but they’re okay by me. I think it was pretty brave for them to make fun of environmentalists, even though it was pretty tame. And the “Green Police” to Nazi connection isn’t as big of a deal as it’s being made out to be. The ad is ok, [...]

Well, I suppose that I am the only male in my age demographic who did not recognize this utterly tedious tattooed woman Megan Fox. This, Megan Fox who by the mere posting of semi-nude bathtub photos may slow the gears of our unemployed nation to a halt (from their current crawl.) (A note to Megan [...]

Damn. After all that talk about hating every ad last night, I found another one that I like. My idol, Henry Sun idolizes this guy, Favre. He has a DVD about him. I have to tell you that despite the sports media’s constant massaging of the ol’ pill popper, I like him too. This ad [...]

I like National Lampoon’s Vacation even though I did not initially support the nationalization of the lampoon industry. I think ultimately, history showed that it was the wrong decision, but times were hard back then and everyone was on drugs or having orgies while on drugs. Drug orgies. I’d also like to make a note [...]

This is a horrible piece of garbage. I don’t expect the members of Kiss to have any shame, and until Willow 2 work is going to be slow in coming for little people actors, so we’ll give them a break. But, as a creative director, how do you let this ad see the light of [...]

Because we are the premiere TV commercial criticism blog on the whole internet, we will be reviewing every damned ad that littered the commercial breaks in this year’s Super Bowl. It would have almost been fair to post video of every ad and then type “Fuck you, advertiser” underneath it. There were some winners, though. [...]