Monthly Archives: December 2009

Monster Ballads

Here’s a fact: This commercial for the Monster Ballads compilation has been on television for over 10 years — that’s admirable. Other commercials don’t have the balls t0 run the same commercial for 10 years — Monster Ballads must be experiencing success with this spot — if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and if it [...]

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SOCKZ

Agency: 401- Directed by Michael Downing Our legions of avid readers may find it surprising that I don’t watch television. I don’t even have cable. On Christmas day I watched several hours of a Mythbusters marathon on the Discovery Channel with my brother, Patch Adams. It was during that 6 hours of that I caught [...]

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India?

Well, let’s see here. Cute effective ad, maybe. But, I have been drinking so fuck them and their happiness and their markers. Time to stop the wailing every time someone dies. Stiff upper lip. Rating: Thirty Seconds of Hell Share this:ShareFacebookEmailPrintStumbleUponRedditDigg

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Lesko’s Government Money Club

I’m heading to Canada! Matthew Lesko is iconic; everyone knows the question mark suit guy. Sure, his technique is pure lunacy, but Lesko speaks the truth. From Lesko.TV: UNCLE SAM IS GIVING OUT MORE MONEY THAN EVER BEFORE YOU WON’T MISS OUT ON ANY OF IT WITH LESKO’S GOVERNMENT MONEY CLUB MONTHLY UPDATES! According to [...]

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Sexy Hitler is AIDS

Das Committee, Hamburg I spent quite a bit of time trying to make sure this was a real ad. It is, and it is truly horrifying. I usually find comedy that mocks Nazism to be pretty funny. But for some reason, I can barely make it through the whole ad. The agency has claimed that [...]

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